The Town House

Everybody Hates Raymond

The Town House, Hamilton

Friday 22 October 2021 (rescheduled)


‘Everybody loves to hear you speak the truth until you tell them the truth about themselves, then you're an ***hole" - George Carlin.

We can't just be ourselves anymore! We have to be something else or something different for everybody else, no wonder we're anxious, confused and depressed all the time!

Information on what to wear, how to act, how to feel, what to say, how to think, who to be and where to go is bombarding us 24 hours a day and it's driving us nuts but Raymond has the antidote - be who-ever and whatever you like and suit yourself!

It’s time to take back control: Of yourself! Get up, stand on your own two feet and get on with your life oh and while you’re at stop whining, it’s getting on everybody’s nerves!

This is the ultimate self-help comedy show that teaches you one simple truth in a hilarious way but, if you want to know what that truth is, then you just have to come along and see this great new stand-up show from one of Scotland's finest live stand-up comedians.


The safety of customers is our highest priority. We will be adhering to latest Government advice within our venues.

An enhanced cleaning and management protocol is in place to ensure that all visitors are kept safe at all times.

Soft drinks, snacks, ice cream and sweets will be available to purchase on the day of your visit but we recommend that you use our pre-order service (available through our box office system) and your order will be placed at your seats prior to your arrival at the venue.

We are operating a one way system within the venue so please take note of directional signage on arrival. All customers will be required to wear a face covering when entering and moving through the building. You will be permitted to remove your face covering once seated in the auditorium.

Toilet facilities are available although you may experience a longer wait to use them due to our physical distancing measures. Please allow plenty of time to arrive and enter the building as you may be asked to queue outside before entering.

If you or anyone in your party are experiencing any symptoms of COVID-19, you must not enter the venue.

Time: 8.00pm

Tickets: £12.00


(This event will take place in the Avon Room)

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When & Where

Avon Room
Enough tickets
Friday, 22 October 2021

More Info

  • Raymond Mearns in
  • Age Restriction: 16+